quite contrary

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

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pancakeke:

pancakeke:
good morning my fellow bastards of monday
that’s the spirit!

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tiny-septic-box-sam:

notmusa:
notmusa:
notmusa:
notmusa:
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

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coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just

sea-gay:

bad

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nnamkook:

okay but i seriously need y'all to reblog this and tell me: are you an “all water tastes the same” person or an “all water tastes different” person???

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tastefullyoffensive:

(photo by general80)

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sailorsandshipwrecks:

This is too intense

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Source: jigglypuffsvevo

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fluffmugger:

rembrandtswife:
wilwheaton:
micdotcom:
Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack
Look for the helpers.
#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless #manchester bombing
^^^this
Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this. The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless. Remind them why this policy is trash. Raise a huge swell of sympathy. Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans.

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Source: bit.ly

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bird-internet:

i can’t stop laughing at this

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Source: twitter.com

mjalti:

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