katespencer: drinkyourjuice: Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not: Everyone wears black to homecoming. Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted. Tampons. Just… tampons. This is a straightening iron. But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.”  Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970. Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos. Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run. That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”. How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens. What illicit contraband was. How to talk to human boys who are not Sims.  He’s just not that into you. He’s gay. Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine. Also, not to shave your eyebrows. Because I did that. A lot.  I’m the oldest of 3 sisters, and I was the only one who struggled with ANY of these things. Actually, most of these things. Shaving your eyebrows makes sense when you are seven and you don’t watch tv or read magazines or have an older sister, ok?

katespencer:

drinkyourjuice:

Things girls with older sisters knew that we did not:

  • Everyone wears black to homecoming.
  • Eyebrows need to be edited, not deleted.
  • Tampons. Just… tampons.
  • This is a straightening iron.
  • But more often than not, just embrace your fucking natural hair and “do you.” 
  • Finer points of bra technology developed since 1970.
  • Thongs can be used by humans outside of rap videos.
  • Where to buy low-cut athletic socks that don’t slip off of your heel when you run.
  • That thing where you roll your elastic-waist shorts or pj pants to make them look “put together” and “ass-hugging”.
  • How to get any illicit contraband not yet available to tweens.
  • What illicit contraband was.
  • How to talk to human boys who are not Sims. 
  • He’s just not that into you.
  • He’s gay.
  • Just because you’ve buttoned all of the buttons does not mean you can put nothing on under a cardigan and wear it as a shirt, Christine.

Also, not to shave your eyebrows. Because I did that. A lot.

 I’m the oldest of 3 sisters, and I was the only one who struggled with ANY of these things. Actually, most of these things. Shaving your eyebrows makes sense when you are seven and you don’t watch tv or read magazines or have an older sister, ok?

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    I’m the oldest of 3 sisters, and I was the only one who struggled with ANY of these things. Actually, most of these...
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    No older sister for me, I guess I was just a bad ass!
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    I taught my little sister NONE OF THIS. :V
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    you’re welcome, tosser. although i’m not sure anything on this list applies (maybe the flat iron).
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